Sporting Event?

[divafits]

*palms face*

Am absolutely fascinated by the Westminster Dog Show. Why oh why did I let myself get sucked in.

Have been informed multiple times by the television that this is the second oldest sporting event in the US.  Sporting Event??! 

Oooooh! look at the little terriers. I will never get to bed on time.  CBS would never approve this one. Too much talk about Bitches and there are exposed nipples.  My God the horror!